{"id":638,"date":"2026-10-27T11:42:09","date_gmt":"2026-10-27T18:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/?p=638"},"modified":"2026-10-28T11:47:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-28T18:47:13","slug":"the-conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/?p=638","title":{"rendered":"The Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So Wzrd and I were on vacay somewhere. I was in the elevator before I realized I didn&#8217;t have the room key on me. I thought, no worries, I&#8217;ll just go down to front desk and get a new key. Then I realize I also don&#8217;t have my wallet on me &#8230; which meant I had no ID to prove that I am who I am, to be asking for a room key for my room. The entire dream I was stuck between going up and down the stairs to get to the room to grab my ID, but I couldn&#8217;t because I didn&#8217;t have my room key to get into the room. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So basically, I didn&#8217;t have my ID to get a new room key ; nor did I have a room key to get my ID &#8211; to get a new room key. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigh. What an exhausting dream &#8230; <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Wzrd and I were on vacay somewhere. I was in the elevator before I realized I didn&#8217;t have the room key on me. I thought, no worries, I&#8217;ll just go down to front desk and get a new key. Then I realize I also don&#8217;t have my wallet on me &#8230; which meant I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":639,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fionap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}